WALMART Cashier Dies after Gold Plating His Testicals
Poverty Stricken, 38 year old Justin Green Is Dead after Using His Jackpot Winnings, To Gold Plate His Testicles.
Mister Green was a night stock clerk at Walmart, who won one hundred million dollars playing the online mega moolah game during his lunch break. After Quitting his Job, Justing Green started Spending His Winnings On Lavish Things!
Justin was obsessed with the Austin powers movie Gold member. And so decided to gold plate his balls using a professional Automotive Gold Plater. Unfortunately, In The twelve Hours Following The Procedure, Green started experiencing Health Issues That Ultimately Led To His Death. According To Doctors, it turns out that Gold Plating Is Not Meant To Be Used In, or on, The Body.
Green Died Of Mercury And Lead Poisoning, Common Elements Found In Gold. Money Cannot Buy Common Sense. And Money Cannot Help You Cheat Death.
